Thank God I’m Southern Fried

Thank God I’m Southern Fried. What does that mean? Being Southern Fried means learning at an early age some very serious life lessons. The first is respect of older people and realizing they know more than you cause they have lived longer. The next is doing well in school, even if your not going to be a college proffessor still learn enough so you can still add, subtract multiply and divide without the use of an electronic device even a computer. Next, learn at least enough to be able to write, and read American English and if you want and should Southern Confederate American English, although most of that is mostly Irish and Scottish. 70% Of true southeners come from Irish or Scottish ancestory. The next and this means a lot, learn how and really put forth effort to do something, its called Work, that’s right, WORK, in sweaty, manual labor. Even if its just a little bit, if you have a health condition, if you can’t dig a whole ditch, at least dig a small path for water to flow through a garden. Next respect for and love of country, that includes our Southern ancestors and the war of Northern invasion. Last but really this should be first, love your family, and especially Love God, and his Son Jesus Christ, for all things are possible through him and everything happens to us because of him. Read the Bible, Book of Mormon, and other texts, be open minded to other faiths and beliefs, filter out the chaff for the good grain, but at least look at everything. 

That’s what it means to be Southern Fried. 


Bods & Rods

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So I got up this morning, and felt Dizzy as hell. Seeing spots through my eyes, and damn near fell over twice, but with nobody here to go for my moo-juice and maple bars. I went myself to Smiths, here in Burley. Got back here, watched all the Fast & Furious movies. Marathon on USA TV Network. Once I did that looked over the Disney fare, not much to watch there, anymore. So back to Fast & Furious. Of which the stunt driving on there is great Devon Aoki is what carried 2Fast 2 Furious, of course with those kinds of noodles I’d eat Oriental, Chow Mein both sweet and sour

Makes you get fed up with these tubby broads we have here in Idaho. Guess up here, women need that extra insulation to keep their mates warm.

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Some jerk, said that what we do on radio, is pirate radio. No, way. There’s a huge difference between Webcasting and Pirate radio. Since we are not mainstream we have to promote and publicize as much as possible. The fact that Bods & Rods have been going together like peanut butter and Jelly, So we have to hire choice eye candy to give our TV ads and print ads, gets you male corpuscles a reason to watch the ads. Talking about our eye candy bits, the Toew Smooch alasweet toews is still of our ad bits, but I’m finding that the idea of smelling and kissing stinky feet and/or toes. Toew sniff is no big thrill for me. Not saying if it was offered , I wouldn’t say no if the oppurtunity were to come up.

That’s Life in the Fast Lane.

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Killing the America/English Language, phrases that need definition, and PoohBear and I. Welcome to HRJ Knyte Grooves.

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Welcome to Knyte Grooves. I watch a bunch of TV during the day to absorb news from all sources. What I hear in ads, is scrunching words together or modifying words, as well as pronunciation. One ad, running on Cable-One of Twin Falls, Idaho. Is spotlighting a Pawn shop in Twin Falls. What they say, goes it’s the bestest. Really? But I hear it in films and dialog of TV. America, because of smartphones and such are killing the American-English. Not of real English of import from the UK. The UK, has many words that mean something other than that what we would say. Example; A fag in UK, speak, is a cigarette. Where as here in the USA, it means something else. Then there are phrases we use. Example: Kit & Caboodle. Where did that phrase come from? For that matter the mis-spelling. And Grammar mistakes, in publications, of what would seem pro writers make. Doesn’t anyone proof read their writings, to fix mistakes?

PoohBear and I are patching things back together. Thing is I’m still skittish of jumping back in to that situation. It’s that , once bit twice shy condition. She has that condition, of follow-through. The SSI told her the money she got fuggled up to me and the club would be back on her card in 10 days. Hell 10 days from now is the first, of the month. That means on the 1st of the month, she’ll owe the Club, $900.00 , not the regular $600.00.

Research by Hazzard County University, is looking into the structure and all of Language.

Watched the movie, Independence 2, lots of Star Trek Next Generation in that film. Course that’s to be expected since the professor is also Commander Data. Love old movies.


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OOps she did it again.

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In the words of a Brittany Spears song, oop’s she did it again. This time I’m considering making it solid. I don’t cotton to the fact that my heart has been broken, nor raped money wise or my life damn near destroyed. But as its been said , if it doesn’t kill you in just makes you stronger. For one thing I do know, is unless you solidly know someone on FB, don’t believe any of it that they tell you is true. Oh well. Just now need to do some work to recover the radio gear , my mini carrier, and look to places east about 250 miles. Should have done this in December, last. No wonder my Bro in Evanston, wont hook up with no dang woman again. After awhile it festers, then you broke up , and broken heart, deflated ego, pride, dignity, and wallet. No thank you. As another famous music artist says it, “ What’s Love got to do with it?”

Until Morning,

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Good day to ya’ll from rural Idaho. Many of the farm techs are out doing their planting. It’s been dry enough to get in the fields, life is easy going here.

I got into an online chat on fb, with a gal from Oregon, about how bad it is that local schools and education does not give any more to AG science. We used to just call it AG. I learned a lot there, Especially how to fix it, don’t replace it or buy new. I also learned about Agri-business. FFA was one of my Springboards into commerce. The idea of E-Commerce came well after I graduated from Hazzard County High . Go Pirates. Have you ever thought that one of the fox tails, that ignites violence in schools was caused or contributed at least , was OSHA? They came in and said you shalt not put kids in the farm fields, you shalt not let kids drive tractors, to which I say poppycock. 60344663_598381160680741_3171223226516766720_nI say if your going to stop the high school shootings and such, get teens and tweens off the computer and off the street and put em on the Farm.

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The skirmish with PoohBear, continues. Don’t know how long she’s going to keep on fussing. Don’t know if the situation will heal, or if I should just say, it was nice, so just going through the motions. I still love her. Everybody has their complexities, just because you have a snag in the stockings , you don’t let it unravel, and throw it away, You keep it together. Maybe its just that kind of rural thinking, but in my younger days, couples didn’t just break up, because of a difference of thought, they talked it out and had a brewski and stayed together. That’s how my parents of which I have yet to know any other that stayed that strong. Even my Uncle Dell and Aunt Delora , they stayed together. Built a life and raised a great family, and yes it was on the Farm. Same goes for my Aunt Carmen and Uncle Nels. Maybe that’s where I get my Hazzard County tenacity. Maybe its my military service. Marines just don’t give up. Yet here I am worried that its Shelly giving up. But enough of that.

Rebel RescueWhen I stumbled upon the idea of reworking everything Highway Hooker Toewing and all of it, it was on a night of binge watching Highway Through Hell, on the Weather Channel. Right after Highway Through Hell, came Heavy Rescue 401. To which led many calls, emails and company execs, that we said lets do it. Heavy Rescue Toewing, will be a long journey, but its going to be done right. From business registration to a D&B rating, still Heavy Rescue Toewing is going to be us. I’m not regretting it for one second. Heavy Rescue Toewing, will focus solidly on towing and recovery of big rig otr trucks 60512562_2348593525465638_2334305340872458240_nnot so much cars and light duty towing. Fewer idiots, fewer and less stress, and ability to increase income, not keep spending money chasing DUI, calls. Let A1, and J&C chase the tiny tows we’ll chase the heavy big toews Big Johnpearl toews.

Club news next post.


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Early to bed , Early to Rise makes you wealthy and wise, except me as I awaken puking my guts out.

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The old adage of, Early to Bed, Early to Rise, makes a man wealthy and wise, is my normal secondary daily motto. The first one is one quoted by Pappy Boyington, that went , Show me a hero and I’ll prove he’s a bum. Here lately for over a week now, with the screw up with PoohBear’s dues money, killed for a few more weeks, my phone, meaning that I couldn’t correct the fugle up by ID, H&W on my EBT card meaning I have been nearly starving to death. Monday night it got so bad I had to get the lady who is a Assistant DA Attorney, call the meatwagon. Same shit different time, so they hauled my ass to St. Lukes, they dialated my insides, gave me Lidacane and a few other meds, and Jared took me home. There is a fix of course, they said they could go inside me do some serious surgery, and remove the part of my stomach with the ulcer. Get rid of the situations that’s causing the most stress’s , Or have to go to the hospital at least once every other month, to have the esophagus tubes dialated. Which kicks the crap out of being able to eat much very often of solid food. That means none of my fave foods. I am choosing the latter , since as it is right now, I’m not splitting from PoohBear, however one more of these, diddies of money to the Club, and I’ll have to seriously look at it. An Empire is built by collaboration, not lying about what goes on with the finances. If I need to do it myself, that’s what I’m going to do and search out some of the supporting ladies that I have gotten to know over the last two years. My main stress which includes the screw up’s of money by PoohBear, is that back to October last year she with-held money which got me evicted from the studio in Jerome. Had she not done that I could have kept the station together and by now LexiBelle>my LexiBelle would be here, and so would Mini-Wolfmini wolf 1 Of course had PoohBear not pissed of the neighbors in Wendell, and all and had she not held up money in both June and July of last year out of spite of Angel, who should I stuck with, I’d be making money by now. Most people would say with all the crap I have went through with Shelly, I’d be smart to break up with her. Considering I gave up controlled rent, EBT and a bunch of things, and would been able to remain in Evanston Wyoming. But nope. Yet for some unGodly reason, I love Shelly very much, but I’m getting closer to self survival mode. The situation is, if June 1st I get the full money for her Club dues and pay-back to me, great we will stay together. If she doesn’t , There wont be no more PoohBear and me, I just can’t deal with it any more.

Chicago PD is on, so I’ll close.

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Does College really increase knowledge? The PoohBear Drama continues.

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Of course , I don’t usually bark about the high costs of groceries, since most months, I have my EBT Card. Yet because of a clerical malfunction, no SNAP benefits. So here I sit with a bleeding ulcer, and nothing to fill my stomach. Great. Yep a PoohBear blunder. She tells me one thing, but I know what happened. Her brother was about to get his car repoed. So begged PoohBear to cover it. I put my foot down and said no. Seems if PoohBear’s family in any way gets involved in our stuff , shit hits the fan. The only in-laws that I have ever gotten along with is Monkee’s. Her Mom, sisters and all treated me like a King and with respect. And oh yes she did pay dues to the Club. Suzi’s parents were out for my money. Simple. There was no real affection there. Except , good old Skipper flat told her she don’t get none of it. So she got knocked up, and even today, I, rake out $200.00 a month to her, for support of my Son, although legally I could challenge that , but the money goes to physical therapy. Marla’s parents just tolerated me, but did all possible to burn the bridge to marriage of her and I. Plus I did not want to move to Oregon. Cici’s Mom liked okay and that would have worked , had powers that were at the time sold my home out from under me and me moving to Boise. She didn’t groove on the big city shuffle, so we parted. Guess what she does? Drives truck. Guess diesel fuel, flows through the veins. Last April, I could have went to driving for SWIFT, guess what? PoohBear said no. Yet she with holds money that she rightfully owes me and the Knytes. Why ? Simple, she created this mess in part, so she ought to help pay for the disaster she caused, so I can get back on my feet. Which leeds me to this:

Does College really increase intelligence? Or is it a ton of money spent on nothing that will do no one any good? PoohBear wanted to come to Twin Falls area, to gain her GED, and take some skills education. So I’m here, she isn’t. Why? Because the only place that was a real house in Wendell, she blew up when she started a fuss with the neighbors. Eventually I had to move, and ya’ll know the rest. The place in Jerome would have worked, except she held off sending money in October, which caused me to get evicted. PoohBear, will not live long enough to pay me and the Knytes off of what she has cost us.

I love the TV ad for CSI, in Twin Falls, where the children are barking about what they want to be when the grow up. The last one says she doesn’t know what she wants to do when she grows up, but she wants to go to College. Fine. Yet, CSI , has no quantum physics program, has no broadcast program, the drama program is lackluster at best. But the Vo-Tech program is good. And of course it’s a junior College. The only quantum physics courses I have ever discovered in this area is in Utah , at the University of Utah.

Later Ya’ll

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Another droopy Sunday

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Another droopy Sunday. My insides are trying to come up my throat due to not being to eat anything since the old EBT card got screwed up some how. And because my phone is turned off since PoohBear screwed the pooch with her dues money, I’m trying to finger out how and where to make a few phone calls in the morning.

I can’t totally understand how one person, can mess up SSI payments? I have went through this myself, but usually a phone call fixes most of it. For nearly 16 years, I’ve only had hiccups on my SSI. Both of which, again was fixed with a phone call. Why can’t PoohBear do this? I wish I weren’t on the tax payers gravy train, but with all too much manure, that’s gone through the chute in that 16 years, makes that a requirement. So I work for our MC, and of course the Knytes. If I make them money , I get to keep 10% of it. Example, the radio network, made $12,000.00 a month, so I could keep $1,200.00 of it. With the radio network parked, again due to PoohBear’s messes, in October last year, network isn’t making money, and thus, I’m not making any money. So here I reside in a motel room that I’m grateful for, where most of my required needs are taken care of. Yet with the $200.00 still owed on the rent of this room, means I’m going to be in big doo-doo, by the end of this week. The stress is not good for my ulcer, and I surly don’t want to go into the hospital, for something that is preventable.

Any mile, its my bed time.

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The End of it, is near.

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The End of it is near. Seems as though the influence of her Aunts , Mother and Brother, has it to where it’s a point of imbalance on the future of PoohBear and me. Something tells me it is the end, so I’m looking elsewhere. Maybe Priscilla or Stacy Sparks , might find that having my boots under their bed ain’t such a bad thing what so ever. I just wish that all that has gone through the manure chute hadn’t. The move back to Idaho, the loss of housing assistance, not to mention everything that Janet at the Wentworth, had to throw away, since I blew up my car in the move here. The turmoil in Wendell, that drove me to Jerome, the loss of Angel, and now the tools to our radio trade, nearly lost. Why? Because PoohBear couldn’t adjust to life on the Wyoming frontier, and Evanston. The really bad thing was the injury to LexiBelle , because of the move here, the friendship damage to Rick and I, the loss of a job at A1, The list goes on, and so now so too do I. Now I need to go to my new Bishop, and tuck tail, to beg for the $200.00 left on my rent here now, and to reignite my phone. Why? Because PoohBear said she was sending money , but didn’t. So now it goes that because no phone, can’t get in touch with ID-H&W, to figure out what happened to my EBT Card, so I get to starve for the rest of the month.

The money she usually sends, goes to the Knytes. I get just enough for rent. That’s it. We were rebuilding the Ayre Crew business together as my Mom & Dad did in building the Montgomery Foundation. Nope, not now. All PoohBear knows of life, is living in a cesspool of filth, in the backyard of her Aunt, and the only interaction with anything that resembles a living thing, is a bunch of feral cats. I give her a way out and all she does is poop on it. Her dues money she sends demonstrates her honor and loyalty to the Club. It’s a thing of if a lady enters the realm of the Knytes, if she loosens her purse strings to the Club, means she will be in retention of the Club. If not, the relationship ends. So that’s my story for tonight.

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Dixie Diesel Journal

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Well friends, PoohBear screwed the Pooch again. Said she was in line yesterday to send her dues money. Says she started bleeding, and is in hospital again. Perhaps so, but hell last weekend I truly was sick, truly was in the hospital, and truly had a bioscope stuck down my throat. Discharged Sunday. Most of my ulcer and all honestly is this farting around that PoohBear causes. It’s either about money or supposedly me looking for love elsewhere. Somehow that thought does not enter into her brain. As considering it all if I were to look elsewhere, I’d have found it, I nearly did in Evanston with Syd, yet I didn’t. Plus I ditched Evanston, controlled rent, LexiBelle, and all and moved to Wendell, because , PoohBear did not like Evanston. In part, the money she pays in dues, is going to the effort to fix the mess she herself caused. Lately though I’m in the mode of doing things myself, and if she does send money great, if not , then I’m not behind the 8-ball. I’ve not always been that gifted money management wise, but I know maintaining a roof over my head, is the main thing each month. I have never been homeless, and I’ll be damn if I will be now. In short doing lots of thinking this weekend.

Yesterday over at the livestock sale, there was this bullhauler there that was so fine, those stacks and the paint scheme was so sharp, that I nearly was tempted in licking the tires. The Chrome was so well placed. The scrolling was dead on. Too bad , I can’t show you it, but since PoohBear didn’t send money , no phone, and that means no photos.

Last for now: Again, USA Network, is doing a attempt of putting a silk scarf around a sows neck. Last of the month, they’re rolling out a series called the Radke’s , the mom Mellissa is so fat that you just know she’s headed for a stroke soon. These shows, like Chrisley, Knows Best. Shows southern people that are fugdugly and stupid. Its fine to show that big tubby women can land a TV show, but must they do it with us southeners being featured. Direct tubby to the Yankees. New England women , need the fat to keep their hubby’s warm. Of course some northwestern women are also in that category.

Keep On Truckin,

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Since when, does networks premier new shows in May? Who the hell is in charge of programming new shows on USA Network?


I always seemed amazed at the ignorance or lack of serious thought that the folks who decide what new shows or any shows need to the axe, or that needs to just find an audience. Like the doomcauffs at the USA TV Network. Chrisley Knows Best, Miz & Mrs. , And now one with super fat gal? Really? Queen of New Orleans is one that needs the finding of an audience. The rest of the line up for the premiers in May are ones that I would give the axe. The promos for these idiotic shows are just about as dorky. The series on USA, called Chrisley Knows Best, did a spoof take off of the Star Wars intro. No real creativity.

Now then; since when does TV Networks , premier new shows in May? Used to be , Spring/Summer was reruns, and new stuff would come out in the fall. Beyond that, talk about copy cats. Wednesday for example is 3 hours of Chicago, Med, Chicago Fire, and Chicago PD, That Hank Voight chicago-pd-hank-voight brings out the best of that show. And the SUV 59c62e273414d_CadillacEscalade4.jpg.a6e1c7c839a7c6c82f47eaa413e0f206 is a killer ride. Super cool, 9e63f00a9db9c160f314233ca096d6acyet over at the other network of NBC, is Rescue 911. Staged to be like Chicago Med. Really? Can’t someone come up with something original? Seems the damage that the Writer’s Strike in 2006 was very real, and introduced us to the ugly Reality Shows, unscripted, like American Idol, sucked in, America’s Got Talent among others. These are only partly scripted, as for scene, the rest of it is improv. But quality sit down with the family 1 hour TV is pretty much gone. Yet , just to be politically correct, such TV shows, even reruns, like the Dukes-of-Hazzard dukes-of-hazzard-cast, Chips, B.J. and the Bear, and yes Airwolf. Is not being rebooted, yet trash shows are. Could you imagine the old medical drama House, being rebooted? jennifer1 jesse-spencer-jennifer-morrison-omar-epps-hugh-laurie-lisa-edelstein-BPMX3Mgettyimages-141384755-house-nbc-1525710360It goes beyond imagination. Imagine if HeeHaw was rebooted(HazzardAyre Media is working on it) Then we’d have quality TV.

No matter what you now see on TV, is a shame. And sponsors, and you who watch TV, should Howl, since what is on TV shouldn’t be.


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